jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

google, give me high quality smug puppy

thank you

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ostolero:

Most common life mistakes:

• hurtling with reckless abandon
  

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shitboy96:

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salamandz:

a powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheease

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graynard:

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marxism-leninism-utenaism:

the video is funny but the funnier part is that shes a cop who died after being hit by a sewage truck

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youhavegrownup:

Aight babe I’m in the pads aisle what size pussy you wear

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soloveitchik:

c-orgiis:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

@frogmp3

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Damn I really wanna go to a furry convention, but I don’t have any friends who would go with me, nor do I have the money to go, nor do I have the money to make a fursuit 🤷

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sourinralia:

flootzavut:

ikariyuiofficial:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

otsitsyataka:

gahdamnpunk:

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

This is heartbreaking 💔

his name is Matthew Charles

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

This is awful.

He’s free!

(Source: nashvillepublicradio.org, via moonlandingwasfaked)

tredlocity:

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intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

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hawkeye1964:

sinsumeria1:

richietozierhateblog:

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

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